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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 14, 2012 16:52:40 GMT -5
Continuing poster Sexy Rexy's attempts to keep this board interesting, we'll see if there are any responses to this topic.
Here's one I came up with recently that I think is good by my standards:
There's not a person who can count on you You got a million better things to do Not just yr heart and yr soul have been battered A dozen years, it doesn't matter
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chaosrex
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Post by chaosrex on Sept 14, 2012 22:12:02 GMT -5
are those recent? I feel like I've heard some good ones from you. Why not post something from Scanning?
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scottc
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Post by scottc on Sept 16, 2012 0:37:04 GMT -5
post new coits!
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Post by lakeannedave on Sept 16, 2012 2:10:53 GMT -5
"wasn't there a time when a smile meant more than baring teeth against the world"
that's prob the only lyric I've written that was worth a shit
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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 16, 2012 16:37:08 GMT -5
Dave: To be totally candid, you're the man.
Psi: Thank you for your remarkably tepid support. Please post some of your lyrics.
Scott: Thank you for your support. It means more to me than I can possibly convey via this medium.
Everyone else: Please post some of yr lyrics; more joy, less shame.
Due to popular demand that is frankly overwhelming, here are the lyrics of the legendary lost Coits track "Eminent Enemy," a fan favorite that was slated to be the band's next single before the untimely demise of Seth "Deth" Feinberg.
When the only thing you're fomenting is conformity When the highest tides of your best days are receding rapidly When the state is your provider and your eminent enemy Then you might think that we have certain similarities.
Day after day, night after night (good God) You're all alone, afraid they might be right Sometimes you gotta win, so sometimes you gotta sin You gotta kill a pig if you wanna have bacon.
When bad habits crush all of your mental capacities And you're losing common senses and most basic faculties And you're hiding in the woods with nothing, but yr vocabulary And you feed your vice with your utmost force and alacrity.
You've been forsaken Been thrown away A lifetime of mistakes have all conjoined and taken you to this day You've been abandoned Been written off Your life has been appraised and it was quickly deemed a total loss.
You're on the bottom You're on the top And you're staring down the ways and means and things at which you'll never stop
You're on the right track You keep it real You're always looking all around Searching for something new to steal.
You're constant sorrow You're solely sad You know you've gone and thrown away the best things that you ever had
You're on the right track You keep it real You're always looking all around, searching for something new to steal.
You're on the bottom You're on the top And you're staring down the ways and means and things at which you'll never stop.
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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 16, 2012 16:39:57 GMT -5
"You're all alone, afraid they might be right" is a line from a Tragically Hip song, as befits my upbringing in the northern climes of these united states, to be totally candid.
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Jordo
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Post by Jordo on Sept 16, 2012 20:09:51 GMT -5
"Like speed stick, we glide through the pit, causing a ruckus, comin to wreck shit"
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 18, 2012 14:42:49 GMT -5
ALL OF THE WORDS TO THE WHOLE STAB EM ALL ALBUM.
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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 20, 2012 12:29:54 GMT -5
Dave, please be more specific.
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 20, 2012 12:50:45 GMT -5
UGGGGH SO MUCH TYPING....I'LL FIGURE OUT SOME GOOD ONES AND GET THEM POSTED AT SOME POINT.
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jubert
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Post by jubert on Sept 21, 2012 11:50:14 GMT -5
"now i want to sniff some glue/now i want to have something to do"
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Post by vasinger on Sept 23, 2012 22:11:33 GMT -5
I really like my lyrics to "sweet tea" . It just seems to flow well. Especially "Let's have some sweet tea.. sugar down on me". That is some poetry right there.
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zackc
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Post by zackc on Sept 23, 2012 22:22:57 GMT -5
that sounds like a euphemism for blowjobs
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Post by coitsfan42069 on Sept 23, 2012 22:28:32 GMT -5
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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 24, 2012 10:27:39 GMT -5
"You sell yourself cheap and you're a terrible bargain."
"Wages of sin":
You're part of the problem Can't find no solution At your very best Yr a source of pollution Yr a target market And a bitter harvest What goes around brings you down A life that you regret
Indicative: The one you love thinks yr a risk
Wages of sin: Give up, give in Broke and broken Always lacking Always lagging
Yr an easy mark & You get hit the hardest You sell yourself cheap and Yr a terrible bargain Yr forever waiting Yr always mistaking What goes around brings you down Your life deserves neglect
Indicative: The one you love knows yr a mess.
Wages of sin ...
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jamesd
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Post by jamesd on Sept 24, 2012 14:52:48 GMT -5
Does writing "yr" really save that much time over writing "you're" or "your"?
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Post by feelingroovy on Sept 24, 2012 18:04:16 GMT -5
No, but it is more riot girl. Thank you for yr time, interest, positive feedback, constructive criticism ("yr shtick is best in moderation"), & for booking us on that show at the Corpse Fortress with the Feed. - Seth "Expressway to Yr Skull" Fineberg.
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 11:46:04 GMT -5
Pig Roast
Hog tied in the back of the car Think I might have gone to far But I can't quit I'm too close There's gonna be a pig roast Gas can, in the passenger seat His eyes, all I see is defeat He knows that he's gonna burn This pig is about to learn
-chorus- About the Pig Roast! You're dead and no one cares Pig Roast All I can do is stare Pig Roast Violence in the air Pig Roast The smell of burning ham
The car goes up in a flash I see fire reflect on the badge If I get caught I'ma fry But it won't hurt as bad as I hurt this guy Cops get exactly what the deserve When they get copnapped and burned The smell, what I love the most Smells just like a pig roast!
-chorus- Pig Roast You're dead and no one cares Pig Roast All I can do is stare Pig Roast Violence in the air Pig Roast The smell of burning ham
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 11:51:05 GMT -5
Coitus Interuptus
I don't wanna feel your guts thru a plastic bag I don't even wear a condom when you're on the rag I'm not catholic but they got that right I will not be safe tonight!
If you pull out and you time it well You can draw Hawaii with your baby gel Like Jackson Pollock did with paint Just pull out before it's too late
-Chorus-
Condoms get in the way, people! I'ma use the old pull and pray, people! Safe sex is for gay people! I just pull out and spray people!
If I don't wear a rubber when I fuck a whore What would I wear one with you for? Safe should have nothing to do with sex Just pull out and hope for the best
I told her I'd wear one , I told her a lie And she'll find out when I bust in her eye I don't want safe I just want up in it If I pull out late go to the 'bortion clinic!
-Chorus-
Condoms get in the way, people! I'ma use the old pull and pray, people! Safe sex is for gay people! I just pull out and spray people!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 11:53:58 GMT -5
I Wanna Fuck
I wanna fuck right after the show Then give her money so that she can go I wanna fuck all the time Who said prostitution's a crime?
-Chorus-
I wanna Fuck Hookers and you I wanna fuck Both your friends too I wanna fuck So at least I feel alive I wanna fuck a hooker tonight!
I wanna fuck someone who hates my guts But won't say no, cuz times are tough Wanna fuck anyone who isn't free I don't pay em to fuck I pay em to leave!
-Chorus-
I wanna Fuck Hookers and you I wanna fuck Both your friends too I wanna fuck So at least I feel alive I wanna fuck a hooker tonight!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 11:58:33 GMT -5
Caught Red Handed
There's a new cop livin on my block Of course he's a herb but his wife is hot He drinks a lot and they fight all the time Right then I knew that ass was mine! And like that! There I was up in them guts That's when I heard the door open and shut I love knowing that I just fucked up his life and he saw everything I just did to his wife!
-Chorus- Caught Red Handed Caught in the act I got this cops wife Flat on her back!
Outside the door I hear him cry Never thought I'd get the chance to be that guy The one who tore this cops life apart By gettin caught in his wife's lady parts! She's in the bathroom and I hear her curse I'm taking money right out of her purse a shot rings out as I creep out the door he killed his self over that dumb ass WHORE!
-Chorus- Caught Red Handed Caught in the act I got this cops wife Flat on her back!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 12:04:06 GMT -5
Put out and get out
I'm startin to think that you're confused About what I wanna get from you I think you wanted something more Then for me to get off and to show you the door I don't even know your fucking name but I know I want you gone now that I came I'm sorry you feel dumb and insulted but I got what I wanted and you got what I nutted!
-Chorus-
Put out and get out Don't wanna hear your mouth Put out and get out!
You can talk to me while you're on your back Or you can talk to me while you lick my sack But when we're done you need to know To just shut your mouth it's time to go! It shouldn't take more work to make you leave Then it took to get you down on your knees That's the problem with girls today You think we care at all what you have to say?!?!?!
-Chorus-
Put out and get out Don't wanna hear your mouth Put out and get out!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 12:07:50 GMT -5
Soberphobic
I'm afraid of being sober I hate the way if feels I'm gonna kill myself if I can't get some fucking pills Chase em down with liquor Make the fear go far away The treatment for my phobia is whiskey, pot and yay.
-chorus- I'm not an alcoholic I'm soberphobic Don't call me an addict I'm fucking soberphobic
I'ma drink until I'm spinning I'ma snort a hundred lines Soberphobia is Taking over my whole life! If I don't get fucked up Somethin bad's gonna happen tonight So hand me that bottle now and then pass me that pipe.
-chorus- I'm not an alcoholic I'm soberphobic Don't call me an addict I'm fucking soberphobic
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 12:10:42 GMT -5
That's enough for now....If anyone wants any other COPSTABBER songs translated for them...lemme know and I will do what I can to accomodate you.
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 13:29:25 GMT -5
Slow day at work so I will go ahead and throw some more of them out there for you. This one is called.....
I hope you get AIDS
I hope you get AIDS and fucking waste away I'm not playing when I say I hope you get fucking AIDS
You deserve to die in pain You deserve to die in shame I hate everything that you say That's why I hope you get AIDS
I hope you get AIDS and fucking waste away I'm not playing when I say I hope you get fucking AIDS
Watch your immune system quit You lose weight and teeth real quick Your whole life just goes to shit Get AIDS you fucking bitch
I hope you get AIDS And fucking waste away I'm not playing when I say I hope you get fucking AIDS I hope you get AIDS I hope you get AIDS I hope you get AIDS Hope you get fucking AIDS
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yucky
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Post by yucky on Sept 26, 2012 13:31:12 GMT -5
I think I just teared up.
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 13:34:00 GMT -5
You Blew It
You're makin money down on your knees You get paid to suck on me You were given every chance to succeed But you blew every chance you see I bet your parents must be proud About the job you're holding down On your knees just goin to town If they could see their princess now!
-Chorus-
Because of your poor life choices You blew it, You blew it Life shit all over yooooooooou You blew it, You blew it
Work every day from 9-5 While I'm at your house fucking your wife Your job causes mad marital strife Is this the way you saw your life? Well either way this is how it is Because you couldn't handle your biz You live to work not work to live and that's why your wife swallows my kids!
-Chorus- Due to your lack of vision You blew it, You blew it Life shit all over yoooooooooooou You blew it, you blew it!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 13:38:24 GMT -5
Serpico
Fucking cops even hate this cop He never knew when to fucking stop He saw corruption and let dimes drop That's why he got fucking shot There's nuthin I hate more than a cop and a snitch Serpico's both, he's the ultimate bitch The cops wanted him gone and they got their wish But I wish the kid that shot him didn't miss...
-Chorus-
Suck my dick Serpico Couldn't leave well enough alone The cops knew that you had to go I even wanna kill Al Pacino
(Crooked cops go to jail but you end up shot when you tattletail) You got shot in the face I'da done much more You woulda been chillin in the morgue They'da picked your brains up off the floor And I wouldn't stop killing til I knew for sure If I'd been around in '71 I woulda made sure the job got done I know it woulda been so much fun To shoot snitch cops in the face with a gun!
-Chorus-
Suck my dick Serpico Couldn't leave well enough alone The cops knew that you had to go I even wanna kill Al Pacino
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 13:45:01 GMT -5
Frank Drebin (written before he passed away...part of a series of famous cops we intend to kill)
You're a funny motherfucker but we killed you anyway Cut your fucking head off and they'll blame it on OJ It's too bad you're a cop and so I have to make you die If it wasn't for Police Squad you'd probably be alive!
-Chorus- Frank Drebin Frank Drebin Frank Drebin Frank Drebin
Yeah I'm probably gonna stab you twenty 2 and one half times This never would have happened if you weren't fighting crimes Now I'll do some crystal meth and head out on the run I can't believe I killed the fucking guy from Naked Gun!
-Chorus- Frank Drebin Frank Drebin Frank Drebin Frank Drebin
-Breakdown- From the files of Police Squad! From the files of Police Squad! From the files of Police Squad! (Nordberg!) From the files of Police Squad!
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Post by davehomeowner on Sept 26, 2012 13:53:55 GMT -5
Roommate
You think this door can hold me back You think I won't come breaking thru You think you can do my whole stash and I won't come straight after you? If there's one thing I know for sure If there's one thing that's all too clear As soon as I break thru this door You'll wish you fucking disappeared!
-Chorus- The funny thing is, You think you're not the worst roommate The funny thing is you thought that shit would be OK!
You're the worst roommate I've ever had Never shoulda let you fucking stay How did you not think I'd be this mad That you just sniffed up all my yay This door's about to break in half I can see it as it starts to give If your ass cannot pay me back I'm not convinced you're gonna live!
-Chorus- The funny thing is, You think you're not the worst roommate The funny thing is you thought that shit would be OK!
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